Mr. Andy Rooney
CBS 60 Minutes
530 West 57th St.
New York, NY 10019

Dear Mr. Rooney:

Please accept my apologies for enclosing all the cards that fell out of magazines I read this week.

Actually, they fall out of magazines I read every week. These (aptly named) "drop cards" fall all over the floor, and even into the bathtub, when I'm reading!

Probably, millions of people hate these things, and accept them lackadaisically. But if people begin to mail them back, we'll see an end to this annoying, wasteful practice in months!

I am sending my drop cards to you --- I'm sure you have your own --- with hopes that you'll stick them in a mailbox…. just as they are, just as they fall out…. so that the perpetrators have to pay return postage.

Very truly yours,